Takai

Takai is a person who is very tall and invented a time machine candy machine and went back in time to teach cavemen to kickflip then he started world war 10 because the cavemen then saved the world in 2012 and invented the gummy peach rings. people think he isnt real and he is a myth but he is real and became spiderman.

Takai can control lights

Person 1: Dude, Takai just remotely crashed my car
Person 2: badi badum dum dum dum dum badi badum dum dum dum dum dum dum dumbdi dum|
Person 1: Holy shit dude are you Heisenberg?????
Person 3: I want tacos rn

Person 4: Cheeeewwyyyy boiii!!!!!
Person 2: Zoo wee mama!!!
Person 3: Oh baby!!!!!!!

by heesebruger ccheese August 21, 2022