hayes benedict thompson's definitions
Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007
Get the blud diamondmug. A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.
I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007
Get the blacketmug. The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007
Get the vowel cancermug. Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.
by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007
Get the bloke got backmug.