Definitions by haha ik right
Portland Howler
The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.
Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
Portland Howler by haha ik right August 5, 2011