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A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Hebitch mug.As the ship finally sank, and the the sharks began to circle as the last of the rescue boats departed, Tony turned to Emma, Lauren and Christine and asked:
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Bunga Bunga Orgy mug.An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Action Satchel mug."Which whoa were you in, the one with the drum circle or the one that Timothy Leary was hanging around?"
"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn shoes back so we can leave."
"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn shoes back so we can leave."
by H.S. Willsy August 18, 2011
Get the Whoa mug.A type of live action gambling that can be undertaken in Thailand. First of all the gambler must select three Thai hookers and take them back to his room. The gambler then asks them to reveal their genitals, one by one. Like with a one armed bandit (English word for slot machine), the way to win is to get three cherries in a row. Any less than three cherries and you're BUST
"I wish they had some one armed bandit machines out here."
"We could just play one eyed bandit?"
"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"
"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."
"We could just play one eyed bandit?"
"Hmm, yeah. Or Thai roulette maybe?"
"Either or man, I just need to unload quickly before my balls get any heavier. I feel like I'm lugging around a couple of coconuts in a 50g peanut bag."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the One Eyed Bandit mug.When a person who has just recieved pay-off anal sex goes into the bathroom afterwards to freshen up, the noise that they produce as they sit down on the toilet and fart out depraviar is known as a quack echo.
"Whoa! You just hear that quack echo? Leanne must have got lucky!"
"Err, no, i'm in here," shouts Leanne from the kitchen.
"Fuck! It must have been Albert then! That sly old dog."
"Oh yeah, he loves it. And i've got a silencer anyway," explains Leanne, "so you wouldn't hear a quack echo of that magnitude from me."
"A silencer eh? I just do mine in the shower to drown out the noise."
"Classy."
"Oh yeah. Very."
"Err, no, i'm in here," shouts Leanne from the kitchen.
"Fuck! It must have been Albert then! That sly old dog."
"Oh yeah, he loves it. And i've got a silencer anyway," explains Leanne, "so you wouldn't hear a quack echo of that magnitude from me."
"A silencer eh? I just do mine in the shower to drown out the noise."
"Classy."
"Oh yeah. Very."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"That's sick Ted."
"Yeah...I gues you're right...I've just not been the same since I got ill and turned that bunga bunga orgy into a scat fest...The horror. The horror."
"That's sick Ted."
"Yeah...I gues you're right...I've just not been the same since I got ill and turned that bunga bunga orgy into a scat fest...The horror. The horror."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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