h.s. willsy's definitions
"Remember that tattoo freak in the X-Files?"
"Err...oh yeah."
"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"
"One that eats live animals?"
"Yeah, that kind."
"They're called geeks."
"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"
"Yeah. Definitely yeah."
"Err...oh yeah."
"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"
"One that eats live animals?"
"Yeah, that kind."
"They're called geeks."
"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"
"Yeah. Definitely yeah."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Geeksmug. An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Action Satchelmug. Mistaking a male Thai prostitute for a female one can be called a 'trick of the thai' due to how ladylike many of them look. It's usually an excuse made by men who were out shopping for some ladyboy action, got caught getting it and then didn't want to admit to it after. Because why would they not just check up front if they didn't want it? It's not like we don't know that they're out there. Lurking.
"Whoa, hey Stan, this girls got balls!"
"Wha...err...oh, no way. Total trick of the thai man, I well thought it was a girl. Honest."
"Hmm."
"Yeah...can I have five minutes to finish off?"
"Wha...err...oh, no way. Total trick of the thai man, I well thought it was a girl. Honest."
"Hmm."
"Yeah...can I have five minutes to finish off?"
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Trick of the Thaimug. "Which whoa were you in, the one with the drum circle or the one that Timothy Leary was hanging around?"
"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn shoes back so we can leave."
"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn shoes back so we can leave."
by H.S. Willsy August 18, 2011
Get the Whoamug. As the ship finally sank, and the the sharks began to circle as the last of the rescue boats departed, Tony turned to Emma, Lauren and Christine and asked:
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Bunga Bunga Orgymug. When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the The Pregnancy Craving Shieldmug. When semen is used for any purpose other than impregnating your lovely wife, it is more correctly known as depraviar
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
"Leave it in honey, maybe we can make a baby?"
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Depraviarmug.