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An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Action Satchel mug.As the ship finally sank, and the the sharks began to circle as the last of the rescue boats departed, Tony turned to Emma, Lauren and Christine and asked:
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Bunga Bunga Orgy mug."We getting horsey tonight mate?"
"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."
"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Getting Horsey mug.A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Giger Wanker mug.Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
"Come here sheepy. AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
See preversions and prevert.
"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
See preversions and prevert.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Shepherd's Delight mug.When semen is used for any purpose other than impregnating your lovely wife, it is more correctly known as depraviar
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
"Leave it in honey, maybe we can make a baby?"
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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