1. A band that performs deranged crap, overplayed by the media.
2. Group who kisses MTV's butt.
3. Responsible for lame songs with lame lyrics that sound as if they should be classified under "pop" instead of "alternative" (as they are on itunes) or "rock"...(God save us).
4. Band where the members wear makeup, causing one to ponder their sanity and sexuality.
5. A group where any definitions of them, if positive, are defensive. If they are so great why do you have to defend them? Or are you insecure because everyone questions your sanity for following the teen craze and conforming to bad music?
6. A band sometimes considered to fall under the genre of rock, which is the master of abominations.
Girl: Oh look, Good Charlotte is coming to concert...
Girl #2: GOOD CHARLOTTE IS AWESOME! LIKE, SHUTUP. JUST SHUTUP. THEY ARE GREAT. DON'T DISS THEM! THEY'RE SO "PUNK." I JUST LOVE HOW ANGSTY AND REBELIOUS THEY ARE!! OMG JUST STOP! THEY'RE AS COOL AS SIMPLE PLAN!!! OMG JUST OMG.