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defrag

1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless on new, fast drives.

2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.

1. Dirko: My 486 is running like a bag of shit.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!

2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.

by Grant Hayes September 27, 2005

assvogel

Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utterance of ass will potentially attract a spanking from one's maternal figure. The usage of assvogel aims to avert this act of child abuse.

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You ASS!
Momma Wolfgang: ROAR. *Spank*. ROAR.

--now with assvogel--

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You assvogel!
Momma wolfgang: You're a good kid, Wolfy.

by Grant Hayes July 26, 2005