asmol

Asthma medication. Famous because it sounds a lot like "asshole"

Doctor: Now do 4 puffs on your asmol a day.
Miguel: Wtf.
Doctor: Asmol, not asshole.
Miguel: Ahh.

by Grant Hayes May 08, 2005

assvogel

Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utterance of ass will potentially attract a spanking from one's maternal figure. The usage of assvogel aims to avert this act of child abuse.

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You ASS!
Momma Wolfgang: ROAR. *Spank*. ROAR.

--now with assvogel--

Billy: Oh man, you pwned me in nfs2 again!
Wolfgang: Pwn!? You assvogel!
Momma wolfgang: You're a good kid, Wolfy.

by Grant Hayes July 26, 2005