1 definition by gottidood
A very sexy man with the capability of growing a killer mustache fit for a 60s man who loves children. Though he doesn't love children, he is very hot, very sexy, very handsome and NOT a pedo. He hasn't fucked his sister once.
I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.
I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.
Wow! That Kolbie is totally not a simp. That's all there really is to him; but he does got some killer looks when that *pedo stache* is shaved off his face!
by gottidood March 16, 2020