5 definitions by gotsacrilege

A smart, sarcastic person who can be moody but is a really good friend to have. Has many insecurities but irl she's actually really pretty and doesn't know it. Loves football and sports in general but is also crazy good at math. The literal definition of someone who is clever but not a nerd. (Also gets shipped with multiple guys even though she has no romantic relationship with them AT ALL, even though the shippers are usually simps.)
'omg did you hear about the new girl, she's so smart and pretty wtf how is that possible'
'bruh it's Lara'
by gotsacrilege May 20, 2022
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Stands for 'laughing my ass off', but usually when people type this they're emotionlessly staring at their phone screen with no laughing intentions at all.
'omg that's so funny'
'yeah yeah, lmao totally'
by gotsacrilege May 20, 2022
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A guy who basically screams 'don't be that guy' out to everyone even though he's actually 'that guy'. Tries to fap on any hard surface but still hasn't gone through puberty. Also thinks he's a roadman and all but acts like a baby who had his sweeties taken off him. In some cases he's really dumb and gets F-s in everything, including life.

What a guy.
'what's he doing over there?'
'fapping'
'oh johnny, don't be that guy'
by gotsacrilege May 12, 2022
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A smart, funny person who can be really sarcastic and witty at times but you get used to it. Shuchen loves collecting stuff like pens, bottle caps, whatnot. Hates hearing their voice and is insecure but in a cute way, Shuchen has a small but tight friend group. Anyone who offends Shuchen or their friends gets roasted/burned really bad.
'omg i just got roasted'
'lemme guess it was Shuchen'
by gotsacrilege May 12, 2022
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An absolutely shit school where the teachers basically enforce useless rules because they can. The girls are so stereotypical and snobbish that it makes anyone tear out their eyelashes and pray to God that they find someone good-natured and intelligent. The pastoral head be like giving people detentions like sweets and handing out death stares. Because.
Person: Omg did you hear about that kid jumping out of a window because he was so depressed from school?
Me: Yeah, he was from St John's College Cardiff, LMAO
by gotsacrilege May 12, 2022
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