An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Jewish beliefs, sometimes Simeons are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly shit. Mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
"Ew look at that tryhard over there"
"He's the ugliest thing I have seen in my life"
"He must be a Simeon"