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testari is the very smashable alpha god tier goonmaxxing level 69000 gyatt rizzler that singlehandedly took down the entire rocktorran military in the literary masterpiece IRONY OF THE IMPERIUM and is the most hot, famous man in all of klentica with over 490858930583540390853095839085 imperial subjects
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random klent guy #1: "nice, im gonna check it out tonight!"
random klent guy #2: "oh damn, didnt know he was gay"
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random klent guy #1: "nice, im gonna check it out tonight!"
random klent guy #2: "oh damn, didnt know he was gay"
by god-emperor of klentonnia May 22, 2025
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