1 definition by gigantic giraffe

feb 14

slap every happy couple you see across the face (this day only applies to single people)

person 1- is that a happy couple?
person 2- yes it is!!

person 1- hey! it's feb 14!!
person 2- omg perfect!!
*person 1 and 2 team up and slap both members of the happy couple*
happy couple- what the heck?
person 1 and 2- it's feb 14!!
happy couple- oh shoot.

by gigantic giraffe February 15, 2021