Definitions by genetics textbook

Optometrist 

A wannabe ophthalmologist that couldn't get into medical school. Also, predisposed to whining about his/her inadequecy and overall uselessness. In turn, often tries to convince others that they are capable of performing procedures usually done by ophthalmologists.

My mentally handicapped dyslexic monkey decided to become an optometrist.

Optometrist by genetics textbook February 2, 2007