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Definitions by freaky colton hater 420

colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"