may 2nd

May 2nd is National Cut every mans Hand off Day! If a man touches you just grab your handy dandy knife and chop it off(: don’t worry about the cops because if it’s a man, CHOP IT OFF😫

girl: please don’t touch me, it’s may 2nd.
guy: or what babe😉
girl: *chops hand off*

by femalecock on tiktok😉 April 12, 2021