landtrout

to go to the alaskan shores, catch a trout, bring it back to your fly L.A. beach house, and before engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone/thing smack the vaginal area viciously until internal bleeding

dude i gave your mom a landshark last nite !

oh really well your girlfriend enjoyed the landtrout i gave her half an hour ago, betch. ragellfragelllllllfuickyourself.