Definitions by fat bastard
fromundacheese
the sweaty chunks gathered from wiping your hand from your asshole foward, especially after jogging for an hour
fromundacheese by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002
turtle head
what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
turtle head by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002