cockocracy

Penis Power.
The innate power of a man's urine hose over women (small minded beings).
Girl #1: "Zomg, I just got this purse, it is soooooooooooo cute."
Girl #2: "Yah, iz totally rad yawl"

Boy Bystander: "Get me a drink, ho. I gotta sit heyah for a while and scope the chicks. The cockocracy demands your compliance."
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Me: "Willay Wiggansssss, get in the backseat. COCKOCRACY BITCH"
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