8 definitions by fartwilly
When you do a really sloppy shit and only one of your bum cheeks gets smeared with poo, whilst the other cheek remains mysteriously clean.
With the toilet paper coming up clean after wiping one cheek, I thought that I was going to get away with an easy clean up . Unfortunately, the other cheek was completely covered in poo and I realised I had just done an East Germany.
by fartwilly January 16, 2019