asmr police

they talk like asmr

asmr police are good police

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

white girls

some stuff i cant remember

person 1:why is she depressed?
person 2:she isnt,she thinks its cool
person 1:yeah white girls are dumb

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

White Mandarin Duck

A white legally racist duck thats from asia and is a cracker and also gets no girls

Bruh the white mandarin duck called my black duck a nigga
Omg theyre known for being racist

by elegant duck thing October 20, 2021

slander

Trying to ruin someones name via definition like jacob who is a zoophile and gay,so if you see him,RUN AWAY

person 1:Oh no,a dog is being fucked
jacob:yeah its my dog im fucking
person 1:CALLS THE POLICE
Person 2:yeah his name was ruined anyway
person 3:he acts like bryan did this,hes just trying to slander his name

by elegant duck thing April 29, 2022

ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis

ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

strawberry cookie

a cookie dressed in some strawberry crap that shouldn't exist

person 1:strawberry cookie will die

strawberry cookie SUCKS

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr

ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021