drpoonandtheteenangels's definitions

anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

monkey time

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

skank shot

the self photographing technique by which one (the skank) holds a camera at arms length and photographs ones self commonly used on facebook, myspace and similair websites by skanks

Duder: Hey check out DiDi'S pic on Skankbook.
Dudly: Nice skank shot. I didn't realize her arms where that long.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009