Definitions by dr von hagen.....the 1st.

whelk racer

a person or persons known collectively as(whelk racers)who display signs of extreme stupidity. the term can also be used as a put down to call someone slow or boring.

noobs. noobs can often be referred to as whelk racers.

whelk racer by dr von hagen.....the 1st. February 20, 2005