A fat ass, who's a pig. He acts smart he is one of the most stupidest people you'll meet.
God:Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of them all
Mirror:Umm.......... Maulin
God: OH NO! I must now retire
Universe: DEAD
Maulin: Ooh this booger tastes like fart
A sad excuse to get out of something...
Friend:You wanna jump off the Himalayas with me?
Wimp:I think my mom's calling!
Friend:Oh,ok.
Next Day, BEEp! Text: having so much fun at the himalayas wish u came?
Wimp:No, I"m trying something new
Friend:Oh, what is it?
Wimp: Got to go my mom is calling!
Few min later, Wimp: Phew, I should say this more often!
Buy a
My mom is calling
mug!
A book with words.
I am hungry, I want to eat a dictionary.
The dumb kid with a mouth the size of an ear. A girl likes him. He is an idiot.
Teacher:Is that gum?
Neer:Yes I can blow a huge bubble
Teacher:I think your mouth's is too small
Neer:Oh, so I don't get detention 4 chewing gum
Teacher:No
Neer:Phew
Teacher:your getting expelled
It's none other than Maitri!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
Maulin: Come here Maulin's daughter, who's really ugly and fat!
Maitri:Sorry Dad,
My mom is calling
Maulin:I should start using that when I want to get away from my mad boss after I get caught chewing tobacco.
Buy a
Maulin's Daughter
mug!
Coronavirus is a virus.
"Hey, Mom! What's for breakfast?" 64 year old gay guy.
"Breaking News your mom died because of coronavirus"Dude readin' News
"Damn, guess it's take out now."hungry guy
"Breaking News you just died because of coronavirus, how do you feel, wait your dead."Dude readin' News
'Damn, guess that means no breakfast."dead guy
