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national chloe day

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe
ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"
by detective simon September 8, 2022
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