Definitions by detective simon

national chloe day 

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe

ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

national chloe day by detective simon September 8, 2022