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Skycunt

Defined as Canadian Geese. Large airborne birds that have a terrible attitude and shit the size of a medium dog. Known to attack anyone that gets within 4 feet of them, these nasty birds have pure black eyes that project their satanic attitude within seconds of eye contact. Often heard hissing at humans and pets these birds even fight each other to satisfy their demand for hate.

"Who's dog shit on the driveway?" "Thats not a dog, its a Skycunt's shit, you can tell by the green hue." "I got attacked by a Skycunt today, I guess I was near its nest although I couldnt see it." "You have the attitude of a Skycunt, calm down."

by dead machine May 6, 2019