The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.
"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
by dave moon February 14, 2025