Definitions by dave haddock

monster nuts 

when you sleepover at your friends house and you try to get a drink of freshy really late, but his dad walks by in his undewear on his way to piss or shit
and you scram because you know he'll hate you for drinking what he paid for.

deer brain-"where's the freshy?"

stergis-"MONSTER NUTS CAUGHT ME".

monster nuts by dave haddock June 25, 2007