mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006