danofthepleasedwimmen's definitions

twat mobile

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006