Definitions by danofthepleasedwimmen

essex girl

often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!

Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!

essex girl by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

twat mobile 

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

twat mobile by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006