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Definitions by da riff

The Commoner Effect 

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence
Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect
The Commoner Effect by da riff April 26, 2024

Cheese Land Curse 

The inability to finish a project that you're working on.
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"

- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse
Cheese Land Curse by da riff May 27, 2021