booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.
"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."
by cuffing carrot April 13, 2025
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