1 definition by crouching tiger, hidden viet

A peculiar bouquet of butthole hairs inadvertently left on the toilet seat where the bung typically rests.

ass hair toilet dookie Shit
OMG! Viet Doan left a thatch on the toilet seat and didn’t even bother to clean it up before I could blast a dook.
by crouching tiger, hidden viet September 14, 2010
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