Example I:
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)
Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)
Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.
by creep guy ie March 08, 2011
