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The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!

Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
by cramped thighs December 28, 2011
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