Definitions by courtney and aleksey

fuck towel 

A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.

"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."

fuck towel by courtney and aleksey May 14, 2008

raunchy ramirez 

the act of one shitting into a sombrero and then using their stiff penis to fling the feces into their partner's open mouth located three to four feet away from the sombrero.
can be served con queso.
sometimes referred to as "filthy felipe."

"dude, you have no idea how good the aim of my raunchy ramirez was last night!"

raunchy ramirez by courtney and aleksey November 19, 2007