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Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.
Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.
by corn man June 2, 2012
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