3 definitions by cool cat who loves ben dover

The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.

Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.

Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.
Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G
by cool cat who loves ben dover February 25, 2020
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Although she looks like god damn (tomato), Laine Cosby is an (emotionless ginger) who is incapable of using her brain.

Fun fact: Laine Cosby is a close relative to Bill..
Person #1: You just pulled a Laine Cosby!
Person #2: Ok BOOMER
by cool cat who loves ben dover December 3, 2019
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An actual retard who asks stupid questions but gets mad at others for asking reasonable questions. Commonly known as a stupid banana.

Fun fact: Breanna also has a Harry Potter book review on youtube.
Person 1: Breanna Boisvenue is a godamn moron

Person 2: And thats a fact.
by cool cat who loves ben dover February 25, 2020
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