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Every year on October 4th, nationally worldwide people must break up with their boyfriends. “Why?”, you may ask yourself. It is because of an ancient tradition believed by many that you must experience many boyfriends in your life to experience your relationship life to the fullest. Some believe it may be because of a ancient myth involving a hairy white monster that will haunt you in your sleep if you don’t break-up on this day.
Jane: “Babe.”
Joe: “Yes babe!”
Jane: “Guess what today is?”
Joe: “It’s my birthday!”
Jane: “Oh really, did you know your birthday is also the same day as National Break-Up With Your Boyfriend Day!”
Joe: “Huh?”
Jane: “Sorry Joe it’s been real.”
by consaga October 03, 2021
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(Noun) Commonly used to address a loyal companion, such as a pet
Hanging out with my penis pet and shit.
by consaga September 06, 2021
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Once a year on February 12th, anyone attending school does not have to do their work assigned that day. Nor do they have to do the homework due for that day, meaning they also get no homework the night before. This day gives you a pass to skip all your classes, since there is no work to be done anyway.
Kyle: Hey Brad, today is No School Work Day!

Brad: What do you mean?

Kyle: Well today is February 12, which means we don’t have to do any work, we can chill in the cafeteria all day.

Brad: I’d rather just leave and go get some tacos.

Kyle: Bet!
by consaga February 11, 2020
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A term used for the section of seats in a public arena, usually an athletic stadium or gymnasium, that are the highest and usually farthest away from the desired activity.
Example 1:

Will wanted court side seats to the Celtics game, but he bought the tickets late and could only get a spot in the nosebleed section.

Example 2:

When BlocBoy JB said, “Came a long way from sitting in the nosebleeds”, in his song “Look Alive”. He was talking about how he has so much money now that he is sitting court side every game he goes to.
by consaga February 11, 2020
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A term used for the section of seats in a public arena, usually an athletic stadium or gymnasium, that are the highest and usually farthest away from the desired activity.
Example 1:

Will wanted court side seats to the Celtics game, but he bought the tickets late and could only get a spot in the nosebleed section.

Example 2:

When BlocBoy JB said, “Came a long way from sitting in the nosebleeds”, in his song “Look Alive”. He was talking about how he has so much money now that he is sitting court side every game he goes to.
by consaga February 11, 2020
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When an audio, (usually a song), is pleasurable but at the same time very irritating and annoying.
Mark: Did you here the song “Let It Eat” by Comethazine?

Noel: Yes I did, it’s audful. It’s a very annoying song because of the loud bass bass and melody, but still is worth listing too.
Mark: Exactly! I’d probably play it at a party but I wouldn’t listen to it all the time.
by consaga January 19, 2019
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A way of describing someone who is clearly the richest out of everyone else in a given area or place, telling by the way they look, dress, and talk.
I went to the strip club on Friday and Lil Pump was the shinest guy in there, he brought like $200,000 in with him. It made him look so rich compared to everyone else there that night.
by consaga May 18, 2020
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