chinese alan's definitions

fryup

a fat bloke who eats only fried food, usually starts the day with 2 full english breakfast's followed by a pint of melted butter, anyform of takeaway for lunch and dinner providing the product has more than 78,000 cal's.

can also be seen walking around town out of breath looking in bins to sustain him untill his next snack in 3 minutes,
invented the battered mars bar,
invented deep fried ice cream,

you need to get to the gym fryup, all that lard is gunna kill u

have you seen john and fryup

by chinese alan May 22, 2009