1 definition by carmel hater

a pathetic low class, poor town over populated with sluts and girly men. not to mention, that my grandma can score a touchdown on their football team. they think they're hott shit when everyone knows they lose every year to mahopac. mahopac is such a rich as s amazing town thats got nothing on us. i hate living in fucking carmel, it blows my 2 incher.
carmel embarrases themselves with saying homosexual disses like "vacuum pac" when they all know they're going to lose every game they verse against pac, whether its soccer, field hockey, football or a thumb war.

we're so pathetic, we show up at mahopacs homecoming even though we're not even playing them. thank god john jay burned some of our turf, maybe our team won't play on it anymore.
by carmel hater October 26, 2008
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