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When morning wood just isnt the way to put it, morning steel is now the appropriate term
Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.
Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.
Bob - 'dude its so hard to take a piss in the morning with morning wood'
Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'
Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'
by captain poontang August 5, 2010
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