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Simulplode

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To simultaneously implode and explode; to undergo inward collapse and outward expansion at the same time. When things are getting better and worse at the same time, usually faster than you'd like.
-The startup simulploded after the product launch: customer growth exploded while operations imploded.
-My life is simulploding right now.
-The weekend simulploded—half amazing, half disaster.
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