2 definitions by burn phone

Krembs

A turd the equivalent of two chunky soup cans placed end to end.

I took a krembs last night and had to check for blood to make sure I didn't blow out my o-ring.

by burn phone March 7, 2011

Shuth

The act of calling in sick or injured to work Monday through Thursday, only to be miraculously cured on Friday so no one can question your weekend activities.

EX. I spent all week milking a back injury just to Shuth it on Friday, so no one would question me being at the bar on Saturday

by burn phone February 14, 2011