burfus man's definitions

Burfus

Sometimes called a fart. But a burfus is more like an anal explosion, much louder and longer than a typical fart

I just let loose of the biggest burfus ever. Wow does it stink.

by burfus man July 12, 2021

Anusitis

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.

After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.

by burfus man July 16, 2021