Definitions by burfus man

Anusitis 

An intense puckering of the anus, creating soreness and pain. Typical cause is from sitting on a bicycle seat too long.

After the bike ride I was suffering from an acute case of anusitis, making it hard for me to sit.

Anusitis by burfus man July 16, 2021

Burfus 

Sometimes called a fart. But a burfus is more like an anal explosion, much louder and longer than a typical fart

I just let loose of the biggest burfus ever. Wow does it stink.

Burfus by burfus man July 12, 2021