27 definitions by bruhdisease

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
by bruhdisease December 23, 2020
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An extremely photogenic stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow and the first animal to orbit the earth. A badass pup. Accomplished more in life than you.
Laika was the first cosmonaut. Outer space is haunted by her barks. We must remember her as a hero.
by bruhdisease December 30, 2020
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A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by bruhdisease December 24, 2020
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by bruhdisease July 14, 2021
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When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’
I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me
by bruhdisease January 6, 2021
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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by bruhdisease September 12, 2021
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A new hole, a new frontier.

Nasal swabs fit easily. Can’t fit the obvious in there ... unless? 🤔
Bored of bussy? Try some nussy
by bruhdisease January 4, 2021
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