2 definitions by bruh_momento

1
The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you
"fuck me im moving to swanmore collage"
by bruh_momento September 13, 2020
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2
Actual hellhole if you come to this school you'll get shanked or fail every single one of your gcse's
"bro im gonna move to swanmore collage"
"fucking idiot"
by bruh_momento September 13, 2020
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