1 definition by brittany mack

A 3 day festival where you fuck all u can. and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
I don't know about u but i don't wanna be a 40 year old virgin.
lady: hey there stranger i am looking for a guy i can ride for this special occasion.
man: whats the occassion pretty lady?
lady: national fuck festival
man: okay let me just go get some condoms from the gas station
by brittany mack March 3, 2007
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