1 definition by bobby charlaton

Being zens is taken from around 100AD when it was a term used for being a ladies man. Further, it was thought that anyone known to be a zens, or bear the name zens to have an incredibly large penis to back up thier sexual prowess after the pulling stage.
1.Wow, that guy truly is zens, look at that lady he just pulled.

2. It's a shame im not zens, that lady would be mine around about now.
by bobby charlaton March 25, 2008
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