shinebox

1. a specialized box you put your foot on while shining shoes
2. a vague epithet or exclamation with ambiguous sexual overtones (think cunnilingus) that means nothing and everything, depending on the context

"listen, you shinebox, you missed 14 shots in a row so i'm not passing to you."
"shinebox! that little kid just punched me in the nads!"

by bobbie franklin May 17, 2005