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MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN! 

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN! by because why not January 26, 2015