A small town of about 2,000 in Blount County, Alabama. More recognized as "Redneck Land" or "The Sticks". Their highschool teaches agriculture in every class and, instead of being known for a sports team, J.B. Pennington(the name of Blountsville's highschool) is known for their Ag shop. Blountsville is 32% Rednecks, and 68% illegal Mexicans.
You sound like you spent a week in Blountsville!