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fat lady shuffle

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.

At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.

by awesome pirate March 9, 2009